Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Life: 1881-1997
Romantic Involvment: uuhh...............
Residence: Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry,Godric's Hollow, and your imagination.
Famous Quote: "You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
A.P.W.B.D. was a gentleman, scholar, and for lack of a better term: a total badass. Remembered as perhaps the greatest wizard in history (second only to merlin) it is no small wonder that he would be FTG's first Gentleman of the Day.
His accomplishments include: defeating the evil German wizard (and blatant Nazi allegory), Gellert Grendelwald in 1945, discovering the 12 uses for dragons blood, and being arrested a grand total of two hundred and fourteen times for endangering the welfare of a minor.
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