Name: William Sandford Nye
Romantic interests: Science.
Life: november 27 1955- infinity ( if he can make water stay in an upside down cup, he can damn sure discover the secret to immortality.)
Famous Quote: "Man, fuck the police"
Gentleman, we all know this man. He is the lone individual who kept our attention during elementary school. Between the constant threat of a female biological attack and the intense concentration we underwent while actively trying to not shit our pants, grade school was terrible. But between the two sturdy pillars of snack time and nap time was Bill Nye. Always there. Always fascinating. Always showing us things that were completely impossible to reproduce at home. We will always be forever grateful for all that Willy did for us but there's still one thing I don't understand: Was that little ginger kid with the earing a girl or a boy? No one has ever been able to provide an acceptable answer to this question.
His accomplishments include: Aiding in the banishment of Pluto ( don't look at us that way Pluto, you free loading son of bitch.) holding a patent on ballet shoes for some reason, and being married by Rick Warren while world class cellist Yo-Yo Ma played background music. (All of that is true by the way)
