Name: Mr. Peanut (but you will refer to him as "Sir")Life: Mr peanut has no beginning and no end. He simply is.
Romantic Interest: Making slow, sweet, honey roasted love to your taste buds
Famous Quote: His gentlemanliness is such that he has never required words.
Mr peanut: Suave, debonair, lightly salted, and Dangerous. all the things that true gentlemen aspire to be. Mr peanut has been the embodiment of simple elegance, and pimp handedness for generations. He has served on the Gentleman's world council since the mid forties and was responsible for finding the only way to destroy a douchebag**
His accomplishments include: Being the only gentleman to successfully rock a monocle after the death of Teddy Roosevelt*. Bringing salty, evenly roasted goodness to us all for decades. And keepin his pimp hand strong enough to smack Snoop Dogg back to the mid nineties where he belongs
*After the death of Teddy Roosevelt, gentlemen everywhere unanimously agreed that no one would ever look as good in a monocle again however, many simply feared that should they attempt to; Roosevelt's spirit would return and dish out some good ole fashioned turn of the century ass kickings.
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