James BondLife: has been 34 for the past 40 years
Romantic Involvement: .......yes.
Famous Quote: " Just a stiffness coming on...in the shoulder"
James bond is without a doubt one of the greatest men ever to have never existed. He is the gentleman's gentleman. He is what every gentleman strives to be: adventurous, witty, borderline alcoholic, and up to his eyeballs in tang.
His accomplishments include: Turning a beautiful lesbian straight, singlehandedly winning the cold war, giving us "Goldeneye 007": the greatest multi-player FPS since DOOM, and contracting enough VD to bankrupt an insurance company.
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